I've seen some gnarly shit. One morning in the third grade, a crush threw up her breakfast all over me. Cut to regurgitated milk and Eggo waffles soaked into my uniform. About a year later, a stapler ...
Spoilers follow for Alien: Earth through Episode 7. Travis? Taylor? Pfft. America has a new sweetheart, and her name is… Well, she has a couple of names, from Trypanorhyncha Ocellus, to T. Ocellus, to ...
Remember Portal? In particular, "Still Alive," its end-credits theme? If you've never heard it before, the long story short is that the song—written by Internet darling and blog-era musician Jonathan ...
We’ve already made our opinion known, but T.Ocellus, a.k.a. “the octopus eye,” especially when it’s inside a poor zombified sheep — is the scariest alien in all of Alien: Earth. The Xenomorph is still ...
Editor's note: The below contains major spoilers for the Alien: Earth finale. The first two Alien films are among the most terrifying sci-fi horror movies ever made, but then the franchise lost its ...
Remember Portal? In particular, "Still Alive," its end-credits theme? If you've never heard it before, the long story short is that the song—written by Internet darling and blog-era musician Jonathan ...